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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

A Hundred Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

The new Star Wars film is nearly upon us, and while I'm planning on seeing it, I won't be sharing a review until between Christmas and New Years. So to get things underway... a whole lot of memes for the occasion. If, at the end of the movie, Kylo Ren takes off his mask, and Jar Jar's ugly face is beneath, and he proclaims, "Mesa will avenge you, Ani!", well... millions of Star Wars fans will find their brains simultaneously exploding.


  1. Yes Please ! I am so excited.
    But I will wait till all the sick people go back to work after Christmas and New Years.
    Then I can navigate a walker in a theater and see it.
    Can not wait !

    cheers, parsnip

    1. Tim is probably gonna wait until the craziness dies down, but I like your idea about not being around as many sick people.

  2. I'll wait for this to be on TV most likely. I was never a huge Star Wars fan. I've seen all the movies though.

  3. Okay, this was fun and funny. Especially the "separated at birth" one. Too much. I should send that one pic to Trump.... nah. He didn't hold back much in last night's debate. Good one, Jedi William.

  4. Collin and I want to see it on the four-story Omnimax screen here at the Science Center. Maybe in a week or two, after the insanity subsides.

    The theater near us is having a Star Wars marathon.

  5. @Parsnip: whenever I see it, I'm really looking forward to it!

    @Kelly: the theatres are going to be packed!

    @Lorelei: I don't think Christie would appreciate that one!

    @Whisk: consider yourself lucky!

    @Jennifer: I know!

    @Norma: when you do see it, enjoy!

  6. I have a $10.00 bet with someone at a bar. He claims that this movie will top biggest grossing movies of all time. I'm like, NOT. No recents have even come close to Avatar or Titanic. I'll take my 10 bucks, thanks. :)


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