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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Revenge Of The Easter Bunny

"Answer the question, damn it. Where are the Easter eggs?"

"Look, Doc, you've got it all wrong. I'm not the Easter Bunny. I'm Bugs Bunny. You know, eater of carrots, annoyer of Elmer and Yosemite Sam, beloved by millions? I don't spend my time delivering Easter eggs. You're looking for some other rabbit. Now why don't you just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened?"

"Shut up and answer the question!"

"How am I supposed to answer a question when you're telling me to shut up? I knew I should have taken a left turn at Kansas City."

"What's this about Kansas City? Is that where the eggs are hidden? Tell me! Tell me!!!"

"Doc, you've gotta calm down. Really, you're going to give yourself a heart attack."

"I've had forty seven of those already."

"You remind me of Elmer. Anger management issues, bald... though you don't have a speech impediment."

"Stop distracting me with complete asides! Where are the Easter eggs, or do I start getting nasty?"

"You weren't already being nasty? What a maroon."

"Maroon? What's that? Codeword for destroying the country? Not on my watch!"

"Doc, you seriously need help. I mean padded walls, sedation, and therapists around the clock help."

~ taken from transcripts of an interrogation between Bugs Bunny and Dick Cheney, 2006

Yes, I know. I'm silly.

Well, it's that time of year again. Easter weekend is here, and of course I couldn't let it pass without comment. When you're through here, have a look at our joint blog, where our alter egos carry out more tomfoolery related to the day. We really couldn't resist getting a bit carried away with ourselves, by the way.

I thought I'd mark the occasion here with pics, editorial cartoons, and various nonsense (it's me, what did you expect?). Enjoy, and have a great Easter!


  1. Happy Easter William. The weather is beautiful here today on the Bruce Peninsula

  2. Poor Santa! His spring break is spoiled by the Sequester!

  3. Ha, the cat is funny and those chihuahuas! LOL I love Bugs anytime!

  4. Happy Easter, may the bunny leave you something good. Got the chuckles at everything, thank you, William!

  5. Only YOU would have Dick Cheney interrogating the Easter Bunny--I mean Bugs Bunny! At least he didn't subject poor Bugs to waterboarding!

    I shudder to think what the Easter Bunny will be leaving for you, Partner....

  6. What's next? The Arizona Highway Patrol chasing down the Road Runner for speeding--and running over Wile E. Coyote? Elmer Fudd having to wait five days for a license for his hunting rifle?

  7. @Cindy: it's nice here too.

    @Cheryl: Santa can work one extra day out of the 364 he just spends napping.

    @Eve: thank you!

    @Lorelei: you're most welcome!

    @Norma: the bunny had better be leaving me chocolate! And you've given me an idea or two!

  8. Love the Lent poster. We have learned nothing.

  9. Happy Easter! haha

    Where's the picture of the chocolate bunnies? One has a chunk chomped out of his butt and says, "My butt hurts."

    The other bunny has a chunk our of its ear and goes, "Huh? What'd you say?"


  10. Happy Easter! We're all ready for the EB here.

  11. The Easter Bunny lives in our garden,I've not seen him fora few days...must be off delivering.
    Jane x

  12. Happy Easter! Hope Spring has finally found you!

  13. What's up doc!??!

    Have a great Easter! Take care

  14. Haha... oh man, where do you find these comics? Happy Easter!

  15. Happy Easter, William! Loved teh post!

  16. LOL, yes what *is* a maroon? Love Bugs Bunny and that verbiage always left me wondering:) The out-of-order death cartoon is classic! Hope it's been a restful holiday for you!

  17. Hilarious as always William! Love the Dick Cheney/Bugs Bunny dialogue. The "when your parents accuse you of lying..." was awesome.

  18. @Karla: learn anything? Perish the thought!

    @Diane: I think I've used that in a previous Easter blog!

    @Kelly: I hope it was a good one for you and yours!

    @Jane and Chris: The bunny must be exhausted!

    @Meradeth: finally, yes...

    @Old Kitty: thank you!

    @Lynn: same to you!

    @Carla: in quite a few places!

    @Nas: thanks!

    @LondonLulu: it is one of my favourite Bugsisms. Bugsisms is a word. Now.

    @Auden: thank you!

    @Deb: thanks!

  19. No chocolate bunnies for you, William?

  20. Love the iying poster and the hunting dog one.

    Hope you had a nice Easter sorry I'm so late in dropping by. Great post today !

    cheers, parsnip

  21. @Scarlett and James: apparently not.

    @John: it's a good one!

    @Parsnip: thanks!


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