No, I Am Not Interested In Your Spam About Viagra, Ugg Boots, And Zombie Plot Bunnies

"Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective." ~ Eric Cheng

"Discourse is fleeting, but junkmail is forever." ~ Joe Briggs

"Spammers. Can't live with them... can't find them all to kill them." ~ Brigadier General Atticus "Shredder" Rawlins, USMC, 1982

Since opening up my comments for general posts, the floodgates have opened. Anonymous messages have come in with alarming regularity, all of them consisting of spam. Online casinos, medication, stock tips, handbags, watches, consulting services, porn, and shoes are just some of the nonsense that ends up clogging up my spam filters. For the most part, the filters do their job, but for awhile, an old blog that I had seemed to be allowing spam comments to be published. So of course the solution was to moderate all comments older than a certain point. This of course means that I'm now getting every notification into my email for anonymous spam, even though most of it goes right to the spam filter. And yet some of it still goes through.

One that regularly shows up in the filters spends their time trying to sell off mulberry bags and canada goose parkas. I swear, whatever spam program creates these has a multiple personality disorder. These messages will start off with one subject, and then a spam item in brackets, and the next sentence will go off in another direction, so by the end of four or five different spam items, you're left thinking five different people just spammed you all at once. Don't like Mitch? Wait five seconds, and Darla will be along. Stephen after her, and then Bubba Ray will be manning this particular multiple spamonality disorder.

Spamonality is a word. Now.

I quote verbatim from one such spam message that ended up where it should have ended up. This was spamming cheap armani knock off watches, and as usual with spammers, the command of English was, in a word, atrocious.

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Me again. Is it just me, or do you have a headache trying to figure out that junk too? And then there's this one, which featured an online slots site:

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Oh, sure, spammer, I'll let you in to do a guest post and drive off every single reader I have with spam. And if you believe that, I've got some ocean front property in Saskatchewan for sale....

Give up, spammers. You're just getting deleted anyway. Even when you inevitably post in this blog.

In closing, my personal message to any spammer who still hasn't gotten the point: