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Showing posts with label Justice League. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justice League. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

A Day In The Life Of A Cat

And now it is the turn of Her Grace the cat to have her say..,


7:12 AM. Waking up at home. Slept well. Dreamed of a pantry full of catnip.


7:15 AM. Sitting on the back of the couch looking outside. Gazing out into my domain in the dawn light. Fresh snow in the night. Flying lunches going about their usual business. Wishing I was out there right now chasing them.


7:19 AM. Looking up at the ceiling. Come on, staff, how long does it take to shower? If you did it the way cats do it, it would be far more efficient. I’m just saying.


7:27 AM. The staff finally comes downstairs after taking her sweet time getting ready for the day. It is about time, staff. Now then, priorities! Breakfast must be seen to, and since you weren’t awake a half hour ago to put it in the fridge, I shall have to forego my preference for my morning plate to be lightly chilled before serving. You and I are going to have to have a serious discussion on that one of these days, because you’re falling behind in that department…


7:28 AM. …and no more field rations! Are we clear? I don’t like field rations, so stop pouring a bowl of them…. Wait, what are you doing? I just told you not to pour a bowl of field rations, and there you are, doing precisely that!


7:29 AM. The staff puts my breakfast down on the floor. The bowl of milk is welcome, as is the plate of chicken. But of course she persists in setting down a bowl of field rations beside them. Oh, staff, I am going to have to do a better job in updating your training.


7:30 AM. Finished breakfast. Licking my lips. I have left the field rations behind and am satisfied with the rest. I shall leave the staff in peace and quiet to get her breakfast seen to. Though it baffles me as to why anyone would spoil a perfectly good bowl of milk with that cereal stuff.


7:34 AM. Sitting on the back of the couch, supervising my property outside. Somewhere in the distance I can hear the sounds of barking from that annoying mutt down the road. I will never understand the purpose of dogs in this world.


7:43 AM. Bidding farewell to the staff as she heads out for the day to that work place she goes to. Now then, staff, don’t waste time when you’re done for the day. I fully expect to be spoiled rotten at every opportunity, do I make myself clear?


7:45 AM. Watching the staff depart in her car. Musing on options as to what to do with my day. Naps will be foremost on the agenda.


8:08 AM. Looking at the calendar. Oh, great, that idiotic set the clocks forward nonsense of daylight saving time is due on the weekend. Which leaves my staff grouchy for the next day or two or eight. I don’t care for it myself. Why humans subject themselves to clock switching buffoonery twice a year is a mystery.


9:31 AM. A nap is in order. This kitty needs some good recharging time that a solid nap brings. 


12:04 PM. Waking up from my nap. Slept well. No disturbances by irritating dogs barking at my windows, which is a good thing.


12:07 PM. Coming into the kitchen. Inspecting my bowls. Ah, yes, I finished my milk and chicken this morning.

That means all that’s left are those field rations.


12:08 PM. With much reluctance, I eat field rations.


12:50 PM. Musing on the great questions of philosophy. If Sinatra was up at quarter to three and talking about his problems to a guy named Joe, would it have made more sense for him to be saying these things to a cat?


1:38 PM. I can hear the angry barking of that foul hound down the road. A look at the clock confirms the mailman must be in the vicinity.


2:47 PM. Launching an all-out attack on the scratching post. Inadvertently unleashing residual scents of catnip while doing so. Uh oh… that’s going to unleash a catnip craze in me in approximately five, four, three….


4:51 PM. Waking up from my catnip craze induced nap, feeling dazed. How did I get up on top of the piano?


5:19 PM. Taking note of the return of the staff as her car pulls into the driveway. Oh, good, she can spoil me rotten now.


5:20 PM. Greeting the staff as she comes inside. Hello, staff. It’s about time you got home. Now, for the record, I have no idea how the ottoman got knocked over.


5:52 PM. The staff is busy preparing dinner. I smell ground beef. Of which I approve.


6:48 PM. The staff has provided me with a bowl of ground beef. This is much to my approval. She’s having hers with lasagna. For whatever reason, she isn’t letting me have the lasagna. Come on, staff, Garfield has been eating lasagna for forty years, and he’s still alive. Well, in a manner of speaking.


7:34 PM. The staff has the television on. The answer is, “who is Genghis Khan, Alex.”


8:29 PM. Out of the goodness of my feline heart, I am allowing the staff to give me a belly rub. And because I’m in such a good mood, I won’t even attack her hand after three strokes.


11:29 PM. The staff is off to bed. Very well, staff. Good night. Sleep well. But do keep the door open. After all, I do like to be able to walk all over you at three in the morning, and it’s a bit of a nuisance when the door’s closed.

Monday, November 20, 2017

What Kind Of Name Is Steppenwolf?


“No protectors here. No Lanterns. No Kryptonian. This world will fall, like all the others.” ~ Steppenwolf

“I miss the days when one’s biggest concern is exploding wind-up penguins.” ~ Alfred Pennyworth

“A strong man is strongest alone, ever heard that?” ~ Arthur Curry

“You wanted me to be a leader, but leaders get people killed.” ~ Diana

“Superman was a beacon to the world. He didn’t just save people, he made them see the best part of themselves.” ~ Bruce Wayne



And so the DC cinematic universe carries on, trying to play catch-up with the Marvel cinematic universe in the fifth entry in the franchise, if one counts the shared continuity that started in Man Of Steel, followed in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice, Suicide Squad, and Wonder Woman. That last film, a highly successful and entertaining origin story that hit theatres in the summer, finally got the DC universe right in this continuity. Justice League picks up where Batman V Superman left off, with Bruce and Diana’s organizing of the superhumans we got a glimpse of in that movie into a team. Zack Snyder directs the film (with a designated pinch director, yes, that is a term, now, in the form of Joss Whedon) after helming two of the previous films in the franchise.



A prologue set deep in the past finds Steppenwolf (Ciaran Hinds), the big bad of the film, accompanied by an army of Parademons (ugly bastards from another world, just like their boss) trying the old conquering the world ploy on Earth, only to be stopped by an army of Amazons, Atlanteans, Olympian gods, humans, and Green Lanterns. Their technology, called Mother Boxes, are dispersed around the world. In the present day, months after the death of Superman (Henry Cavill), Steppenwolf returns to have another go at world domination in an attempt to get back on the good side of his master. All that stand in his way are five heroes (plus a sixth late in the game): the Justice League. Batman (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) bring together Aquaman (Jason Momoa), the Flash (Ezra Miller), and Cyborg (Ray Fisher).


Justice League has been in the making for years, going back to the time when Christopher Nolan was making his Dark Knight trilogy (which are an entirely different continuity and were outstanding films, not reflecting the issues that the current DC cinematic shared continuity have had). It had long been stalled in the production process, until Snyder came along with Man of Steel, a film the studio wanted to be the start-off for further continuity. Snyder would return for the bleak Batman V Superman, and also directed the bulk of this, until a personal tragedy caused him to step away from post production and reshoots. Joss Whedon, who was involved in the screenplay with Chris Terrio, stepped in to cover the bases on that. There is a bit of a stilted feel of things at times though, and perhaps that has to do with two directors- two different styles are stitched together.


Terrio’s screenplay, with light humour mixed in from Whedon’s side of things, is a sprawling epic that plays off of what has come before- character dynamics, the history of the DC universe, the previous films- and takes it in a new direction. Steppenwolf might be a strange name for a villain, but he’s previously established in the DC universe as a forerunner for someone who’s even worse, and the parademons are also as well established as a formidable threat. The story has to bring these heroes together (even if some of them would rather stay right out of it) to face a threat that can’t be solved by one person- a good reflection of the prologue, which brings a disparate group to fight together against the same threat. The story, as things go along, certainly is lighter in tone than the utter bleakness of Batman V Superman or the lunatic energy of Suicide Squad.


The production values certainly look good. Parademons and the look of Steppenwolf, for instance, are well rendered and menacing. Amazonians, Atlanteans, Olympians, and the Lantern Corps all come across as you’d expect. New characters have been designed in a way that both fits a movie reality and their comic book origins. Cyborg, a mix of human and machine as a result of an accident, looks much like he would in the comics, only with more technological detail. The Flash, the scarlet speedster, ends up with a costume that takes his abilities into consideration, but still rings close to what we see on the printed page. Aquaman, a character who’s often been belittled (mostly because of a cheesy 70s animated show) looks quite different- instead of a blond haired man with a yellow shirt, we get an exotic looking ferocious warrior with scale armor and a trident, looking like the last person you’d want to irritate.


The cast is fairly well chosen, some of them new, others returning from previous films. Ciaran Hinds is one of those character actors you’ve seen in movies and television shows down through the years- Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2, Amazing Grace, Road To Perdition, The Sum Of All Fears, Munich, The Woman In Black, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and The Nativity Story are among his extensive resume. Much of the role he plays here is a combination of motion capture as Steppenwolf. The character is a scheming, ambitious villain, but tired in other ways, seeking a way out of the servitude he finds himself in. Hinds gets to chew the scenery throughout like a megalomaniac, which you expect out of the Big Bad in one of these.


J.K. Simmons comes on board as Commissioner Gordon, a mainstay of the Batman mythos- with some of the same dynamics the two characters share in the comics and previous movie incarnations, partners of a sort who meet on rooftops and conspire together. Simmons, who’s one of those marvelous character actors who just make a movie more interesting by being around, has been in the comics adaptations before, having had played the grouchy J. Jonah Jameson in the three Sam Raimi Spider-Man films (one halfway expects Gordon to bark “Parker!”).  Diane Lane and Amy Adams reprise their roles from previous films in the DC continuity as Martha Kent and Lois Lane, this time finding themselves stunned by a turn of events that strikes close to home, and both actresses play to that. Jeremy Irons returns as Bruce Wayne’s faithful butler Alfred, still bringing a dry, sardonic wit to his take on the character.


Ray Fisher appeared briefly in Batman V Superman as Victor Stone, the young athlete whose life is shattered in an accident and whose scientist father Silas (Joe Morton, returning again as the sympathetic genius) has managed to keep him alive, though as more machine than man. As Cyborg, the character has multiple technological advantages, including flight, weapons, and technological manipulation, and the actor, playing at least in part through motion capture, conveys the notion of a young man trapped forever in a metallic shell, likely to never have a real life of his own, but still holding onto his humanity.


Ezra Miller is another young character, Barry Allen, already established in a cameo from Batman V Superman as having super powers as the Flash, helping people out in swift, but unheralded ways. The character is a university student quietly trying to live his life, being drawn into a much bigger world than he would have been prepared for, but he comes into his own as the story unfolds, and the character has a light, funny touch, particularly in how he interacts with everyone else around him.


Jason Momoa gets a fun role as the gruff and fierce Arthur Curry, aka Aquaman. The Atlantean warrior and royal is a metahuman whose great strength comes from his Atlantean biology, and he divides his time between ocean and the seashore. He’s dismissive and standoffish at first, feeling his loyalties must be to Atlantis, but circumstances bring him to accept a place in the wider world as well. The actor gives the character an intensely physical quality, a ferocious energy, and seems to be having fun as he goes along. It also helps that he’s got good chemistry with Mera (Amber Heard); the two characters will be back in a solo film in the not too distant future.


Henry Cavill returns as Clark Kent, otherwise known as Superman, after his death in Batman V Superman (death doesn’t really last in the comics, so why should it in movies?). How that return plays out is a bit convoluted, but Cavill plays the character in a different way than we’ve seen before: initial confusion at first, a natural reaction to a contingency measure of sorts secondly, a seeking out of who he is thirdly, and a return to glory when it really matters.


Gal Gadot impressed a lot of people with Wonder Woman during the summer, and she was the best part of Batman V Superman as well, and her return here as Diana is welcome. She’s spent a century after the events of her origin film on Earth as an immortal, quietly staying out of the way of humanity, apart from her mother and her Amazonian people. With the close of Batman V Superman, Diana has had to accept that she has to come back into the world, working with Bruce Wayne (and bantering and bickering a bit too) to forge a team to meet overwhelming threats. The actress plays her as someone of strength, principle, integrity, and will. emerging from the shadows and rising to the occasion.


Ben Affleck returns (though will he return again, that’s the question) as Bruce Wayne, the cranky Dark Knight who’s spent years as a vigilante in the darkness of Gotham City and who picked a fight with Superman in the previous film, well, just because the story told him to, before realizing that he was fighting the wrong person. His take on the character is lighter than it was in that film, where he certainly went for the grim and gritty. He’s still world weary, a non-powered human being with a brilliant mind, a lot of money, and an iron will who’s become more willing to trust and work with others to counter threats. He may not be a metahuman like those around him, but Affleck still plays the role as someone you don’t want to annoy.


Justice League still bears some of the marks of a problem for the DC cinematic universe: in trying to catch up with the Marvel cinematic universe, which hasn’t stumbled, the DC universe stumbles a bit. This happened with the previous films (with the exception of Wonder Woman), and it does happen here. Rather than just let the films tell themselves, the studio seems obsessed with playing catch-up. Two directors, with very different styles, end up creating a tone of inconsistency at times. That said, however, it is entertaining, giving the new characters a chance to shine and for the audience to get to know them. It also tells a sprawling epic that builds off of what’s already come before, gives us characters who mesh fairly well together, and which points ways to the future for all of them.