Oh man, the Jehovah's Witnesses. They are on our street at least once a week. We NEVER open our door to them, NEVER talk to them. They stand on the porch and knock a few times, then leave.
I believe they think they're doing good by going out into the world and spreading the "word." But honestly, I find it so offensive when people think their religion is the best one and they are "saving" me by trespassing, not on my property but on my time, my day, and my peace of mind! Go away! Send me an alligator instead!
I remember once having them at my door. I told them I was a Satanist just about to start a ritual sacrifice if they wanted to watch. They scrambled down the steps and down the street as fast as they could.
This was a great turn about on themes, William. Sorry I've been out of commission as of late. I haven't even had time to post anything on Halloween or other stuff. Maybe today...
Comments and opinions always welcome. If you're a spammer, your messages aren't going to last long here, even if they do make it past the spam filters. Keep it up with the spam, and I'll send Dick Cheney after you.
Oh man, the Jehovah's Witnesses. They are on our street at least once a week. We NEVER open our door to them, NEVER talk to them. They stand on the porch and knock a few times, then leave.
ReplyDeleteI believe they think they're doing good by going out into the world and spreading the "word." But honestly, I find it so offensive when people think their religion is the best one and they are "saving" me by trespassing, not on my property but on my time, my day, and my peace of mind! Go away! Send me an alligator instead!
I remember once having them at my door. I told them I was a Satanist just about to start a ritual sacrifice if they wanted to watch. They scrambled down the steps and down the street as fast as they could.
DeleteGood one William!
DeleteI told them I was Native American and already had a religion. I got blank faces.
They ignore the sign saying "No soliciting".
They can't take hints.
DeleteThoroughly enjoyed all the images!!I'll have to remember 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name, lol!
ReplyDeleteOne can never resist making fun of lawyers.
DeleteI have to agree with the third one!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteThis is a great one form smiles and laughter.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteThis was a great turn about on themes, William.
ReplyDeleteSorry I've been out of commission as of late. I haven't even had time to post anything on Halloween or other stuff. Maybe today...
Life happens sometimes.
DeleteLaughter so good for the soul ~ Fun post ~ lots of truth in some humor too ~ Happy Weekend ~ ^_^
ReplyDeleteA ShutterBug Explores ~ aka ~ (A Creative Harbor)
Thank you!
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