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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Just One More Question, Sir....

"Let him go. No law against shooting a dead body." ~ Lieutenant Columbo

"Thank you very much. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming." ~ The Grandfather, The Princess Bride

Last week, the great character actor Peter Falk passed away. While he spent time on stage and on the big screen in films such as Murder Inc., The In Laws, Tune In Tomorrow, Wings of Desire, and The Princess Bride, he was best known, of course, for his signature role as Lieutenant Columbo in the long running television movies from throughout the seventies to the more recent run that had started in the late eighties and went to 2003.

Just a quick peek, if you will, at the final scene of one of my favourite episodes, from the later series of television movies.... Columbo Goes To The Guillotine

The twist of the Columbo series has always been that the audience knows who the murderer is; the fun lies in seeing how this rumpled, seemingly clueless detective puts the pieces together and catches the killer. Falk made the role his own, giving us an eccentric character who often seemed oblivious to the way his behaviour grated on suspects. He had the look of a man who slept in his clothes, who just woke up five minutes ago and still seemed dazed.  Behind it all, though, was a crafty, clever brain, methodically putting the whole crime together, while driving up the blood pressure of his suspect.

My first proper exposure to Peter Falk the actor was in The Princess Bride, where he plays the grandfather, telling his grandson the story by reading the book (you're very smart, now shut up!). It was the later Columbo movies that first exposed me to the character. In fact, it's only been through DVD that I've seen the first run of shows (the parents love these shows, it turns out). With an impressive cast list of murderers (some of whom came back repeatedly) like William Shatner (Lieutenant. I. Did. Not. Murder. That. Star. Trek. Fan), Johnny Cash, Robert Culp, Helen Shaver, Faye Dunaway, Patrick McGoohan, and many more, the show was nonetheless centered on the rumpled detective, who, over the course of many years, became established as the definitive television detective.

There'll never be another one quite like him. Falk made the character into such a memorable one, to the point where trying to cast anyone else in the role would be a disaster. And unfortunately, in a television environment today where police procedurals tend to have federal agents flying around in luxury jets (Criminal Minds, I'm talking about you) or lab rats carrying guns and solving crimes (CSI franchise, I'm talking about you, you overbloated dinosaur triad. Is it so hard for that mumbling idiot in Miami to take his sunglasses off?).... the police detective seems to be almost an afterthought in the genre.

If only we could have seen Columbo take down the most sadistic murderer in television history...

 I offer proof in her own words that Jessica Fletcher is the most dangerous serial killer of all time.

I'll certainly miss the great man. Peter Falk was one of the great character actors, and he gave the world one of the greatest television characters of all time.

Rest in peace, Mr. Falk. And thank you.


  1. I loved Columbo. None of the current crop of high-tech crime-solvers will ever measure up to him.

    His rumpled trenchcoat...his rattletrap car...his lazy dog...his habit of asking people what they paid for their shoes, etc....he was indeed one of a kind.

    Great blog, William!

  2. I love the reference about Jessica Fletcher being a serial killer...too cute.

    I didn't watch Columbo that much...but, I've seen a few episodes. But, I'd like to know...did he not have another trench coat besides that one? LOL

    I heard it was from his own wardrobe and he wore it until it fell apart.

    Great blog!

  3. Though his first name was never given in any of the movies or TV episodes, word on the street is that it was Frank.

  4. When I was a kid, the show aired on Sunday evenings. I loved watching it.

  5. He was something. Nobody's come close to his character and the way he acted. He will be greatly missed.

  6. Well, then I guess the only thing I've seen him in is The Princess Bride...I'm thinking I need to catch up on Columbo!

  7. My dad's favorite, hope they get to meet up there.

    I met Peter Falk here about two years ago, bought his book called, "Just One More Thing," and of course he signed it.
    He didn't look very "rumpled" when I met him, in fact he was wearing a very nice leather jacket.

  8. Awesome blog William. Peter Falk was awesome. Columbo and Princess Bride are classic.

  9. What a great character he played, and a great man he was.

  10. Peter Falk was a wonderful actor. Nice tribute, William.


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