The Scammer Of A Thousand Fake Names

They are a plague to all existence. They never cease in their eternal quest. To find someone gullible enough to believe them. They persist in sending us endless scam emails, and posting endless spam in our emails and blog posts. They can't take a hint and just die already. As much as we'd like them to. They are homo sapiens spammeritis irritatingus, the internet scammer and spammer. This little tidbit came through my email recently.

A donation was made to you and your family. Contact for details...
Please Note: We have been trying to contact you several times.
Best regards
Mr Donald Ben

Now I should add that there's an email after Contact by the name Lauren Powell that I didn't copy into this. And that the original email is from one Katharina Haubruch from an organization called Helios Gesundheit. Okay, sure. So which is it? Katharina? Lauren? Or Donald Ben?

There was no previous such contact made, despite their claim. And even if there had been, I recognize a scammer when I see one.

This one is briefer than the usual scammer message, which usually tells a tall tale about a cancer widow or bankers overseas who want to dispose of a late client's money with a trusted partner. They claim a donation has been made to myself and my family (this is news) and that they've been trying to get in touch with me. 

And for those dumb enough to believe it, actually replying back to it starts in process their hacking your personal accounts or asking for an "administrative fee" to release the money, and making off with whatever amount of your money they can.

Sure, buddy with multiple names, and let's face it, even more. Because you hide behind multiple names and multiple emails to cover your tracks. But I am wise to your ways, and know better. I know, someone on that list of 500 000 random emails you sent this to will buy it, which is why you keep doing this crap as opposed to finding an honest way to make a living.

Do the world a favour. Go take a swim. Right here.