They will never learn to just go away. They can't take a hint and just drop dead. As much as we'd all like that to happen. I speak of course of the vile internet spammers and scammers. That wretched lot who just keep leaving the same irrelevant comments on blogs, send us emails promising riches or a better life... all while providing none of that to the poor suckers who actually take them up on it. Some weeks back I posted about a comment from a spell caster spam (likely written by the very same spell caster (or, let's face it, the con artist passing himself off as a spell caster, because that's the truth). On that very post, in the days that followed, I got numerous spam comments that quickly ended up in the purgatory of spam folders. I decided to preserve three of them here, for the purposes of ridiculing the morons who actually write this crap.
Ready, spell caster fans? I'm talking to you.