Speak of the Devil

 The following is why I should never be allowed to give a speech, whether it's for a funeral, a wedding, or anything else. Dear friends...

The following is my response to the recent death of someone who really, really, really had it long overdue. Deceased And Disgraced Former Fo...

The following is why I should never be trusted to give a speech at a wedding or a funeral. Because I'd make it an occasion to remember.....

The following is another example why I should never be asked to be a best man, or to give a eulogy at a funeral. It just won't end wel...

Notorious Drunken Sailor And Strongman Dies; Acquaintances Relieved Boston (Reuters) In life, he was larger than life, a one eyed ...

Today I have one in my occasional series of totally inappropriate eulogies. The ending came to me first.  This is why I can never be trus...