Speak of the Devil

7:05 AM. Waking up on floor of Pacific Ocean. Don't really understand reasons why giant lizard monsters can sleep underwater. Should ...

7:15 AM. Time to wake up. Starting the day. Work to get to. Wake up the wife. We can't be late to the office. Death waits for no one, a...

"Okay, look, here's what we're going to do. If I'm not awake to concede defeat, I can stay in the race for the nominatio...