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Showing posts with label Megan Fox. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Cataclysms And Shattered Hearts

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Narcissistic Director Announces Latest Disaster Movie; Real Reporters Roll Eyes In Dismay Los Angeles (AP). It is a truth universally acknow...
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Monday, February 19, 2024

Not Exactly Your Usual Romantic Comedy

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  Overwrought Director Plans New Film; Reporters Sigh In Dismay Los Angeles (AP). It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a narcissisti...
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Monday, September 11, 2023

The Pumpkin Spice Latte Blockbuster

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Egomaniac Director Announces Latest Film Project; Millions Of Latte Drinkers Guzzle Fake Drink Los Angeles (AP) It is a rite of the fall- fo...
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Monday, March 28, 2022

Blowing Up The Franchise Again

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Egomaniac Director Plans New Installment Of Old Franchise, Guarantees Explosions Los Angeles (AP). There are few things in life that are gua...
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Monday, February 21, 2022

Bloody Mistakes All Around

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Weird And Pointless Celebrity Couple Drink Blood, Real Bloodsuckers Annoyed Los Angeles (AP) In a world where Hollywood can also be called H...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Love And Bombs On The High Sea

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Egomaniacal Director Plots Adaptation Of Inane Television Show, Basks In Himself Los Angeles (AP) It is a truth, universally acknowledged, t...
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