Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Spamming Spammers From The Outer Rim


Of course they never take a hint. They email us with outlandish Nigerian scam emails. They leave comments in blogs that automatically get kicked right into the spam folders, even in specific posts that call out internet spam. They seem oblivious to the fact that no one will reply to them, or publish their posts, or take the bait. Well, almost no one. Maybe one in a thousand will be dumb enough to bite. Yes, the internet scammers and spammers are never at rest. A bit of both can be found in the following comments, copied out of both of my blogs' spam comment section. They will tend to give you a massive headache trying to decipher, however.


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Much of that is typical of the spammers. Sentences that don't read as though they were written by someone who understands English. Comments that threaten to trigger headaches by how indecipherable they are. People who can't spell or phrase things in a proper fashion. Endless amounts of spam for things one will never need. Sentencing that comes across as much too formal (to hide the fact that the writer has no idea what they're really saying). Things that have no point or are completely off topic- yes, the Pevensie kids were adorable in the Narnia films, but those have been a few years back, and the actors have grown up, you know. 


And then there are the scams- the offer to hack into ATM machines definitely constitutes a crime, and that whole witch doctor line of nonsense is a scam I've often seen turn up as a comment on a Facebook news article. There is no Doctor Otor, spamming spammer, and you know it.

Nice try, kids, but your spam merely gets turfed where it belongs: into the oblivion that is the spam folder, doomed to never see the light of day. Now go run off and annoy someone else, or we'll send a demon from the ancient world after you. Balrogs are always cranky this time of year.

14 comments:

  1. The spammers that use people's names as if family or friend is the email sender is the spam I dislike the most.

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    1. There's no shortage of nonsense coming from spammers. One of the nitwits actually commented on this post earlier today with the hacking spam gambit. I've banished them to the spam folders where they belong.

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  2. Damn, why don't I ever get this hilarious spam? All I've been getting lately is people wanting to "chat" with me.

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    1. A lot of my spam comments seem directed to a handful of specific posts in the two blogs. For whatever reason, I've had hundreds of attempted comments on a single post in the photoblog that just features a spring day.

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  3. I dumped a lot of spam in the past few days. I was starting to think they might have actually given up--but no such luck.

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  4. I’ve been blocking spam, and I’m amazed at how little I get now. Definitely happy about it.

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    1. Most of mine goes right to spam folders, which I check anyway- occasionally a comment that's not spam turns up there.

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  5. You left out eyes crossing from that gibberish.

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  6. Fun post and photos about the nusiance of spam

    Happy Weekend to you,
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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Comments and opinions always welcome. If you're a spammer, your messages aren't going to last long here, even if they do make it past the spam filters. Keep it up with the spam, and I'll send Dick Cheney after you.