Cruz doesn't believe in anything and that makes his brain a clean slate. I think voters think that school, education, experience and faith only mess things up. Time to start with a clean slate. Empty. LOL (Please pray for your American friends.)
Oh God, these are delightful. As you can imagine, I'm laughing especially at the Cruz stuff. And as you might imagine, I might use them on another blog in the near future! Great work here!
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So...Ted Cruz is a cafeteria Christian?
ReplyDeleteLol The last one is too funny considering the Starbucks controversy. ;)
ReplyDeleteVery funny post today.
ReplyDeleteReally like the, no we can't go back for the Teddy Bear. one.
cheers, parsnip
I think you understand America better than a lot of Americans do.
ReplyDeleteThe summer tires club. YIKES.
ReplyDeleteOh, what fun...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles, William!
@Norma: so it appears!
ReplyDelete@Kelly: I thought it was fitting!
@Parsnip: that's one of my own devisings!
@Petrea: I do pay a good deal of attention.
@Whisk: it happens every year!
@Lorelei: you're welcome.
Ah, dirty minds...
ReplyDeleteCruz doesn't believe in anything and that makes his brain a clean slate. I think voters think that school, education, experience and faith only mess things up. Time to start with a clean slate. Empty. LOL (Please pray for your American friends.)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the running down the stairs into the fire! Although the Welcome to New Jersey runs a close second!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the running down the stairs into the fire! Although the Welcome to New Jersey runs a close second!
ReplyDeleteGod loves babies. There must be 3 on a plane or you should request another flight. Just saying. :)
ReplyDeleteOh God, these are delightful. As you can imagine, I'm laughing especially at the Cruz stuff. And as you might imagine, I might use them on another blog in the near future! Great work here!
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