Revenge Of The Bitcoin Scammers

They are a loathsome lot with no conscience, no purpose, and nothing to do with their time but that what they do. Namely to send unwelcome emails to hundreds of thousands of random email addresses, or post meaningless comments spamming our blogs. I speak of course of the wretches otherwise known as homo sapiens spammeritis annoyingus, aka internet scammers and spammers. The following nonsense came through my emails recently.

As a high school teacher in Michigan, managing finances is crucial, especially when dealing with unexpected losses. I faced a significant setback when I incurred a loss of $160,000.50 in crypto trading. The experience was both financially and emotionally draining, and I was at a loss for how to recover from such a substantial amount.After extensive research and considering various recovery options, I came across Cyber Tech Wizard. The reviews and testimonials suggested they had a strong track record of successfully recovering funds for individuals who had experienced financial losses in trading. Skepticism was natural, given the amount involved, but I decided to reach out and see if they could offer any assistance.From our initial contact, Cyber Tech Wizard   demonstrated a level of professionalism and efficiency that was reassuring. Their team of experts conducted a thorough analysis of my situation, reviewing all relevant documents and trading activities. They communicated clearly about the steps involved in the recovery process and kept me informed at every stage. The transparency they provided was particularly comforting during this challenging period.One of the standout aspects of their service was their commitment to a personalized approach. Unlike some other recovery services that might offer a one-size-fits-all solution, Cyber Tech Wizard   took the time to understand my specific circumstances. They tailored their strategies to address the unique aspects of my case, which was a significant factor in the success of the recovery process.The turnaround time for recovering my funds was remarkably swift. I was initially apprehensive about how long it would take, but Cyber Tech Wizard  exceeded my expectations. Within a short period, they managed to recover the full amount of $160,000.50. Their efficiency in handling my case not only relieved me of the financial burden but also restored my confidence in managing future investments.Throughout the entire process, the professionalism exhibited by Cyber Tech Wizard   was exceptional. They provided regular updates, answered all my questions promptly, and offered valuable advice on how to avoid similar issues in the future. Their support went beyond just financial recovery; they also helped me understand the intricacies of forex trading and how to safeguard my investments better.I highly recommend Cyber Tech Wizard   for anyone facing difficulties with forex trading losses. Their prompt, professional, and personalized service turned a dire situation into a successful recovery. For anyone who finds themselves in a similar predicament, Cyber Tech Wizard’s expertise and dedication can make a significant difference. Their ability to recover my loss not only alleviated a substantial financial strain but also restored my peace of mind, allowing me to focus on my career and personal life without ongoing financial worry.

Oh, sure, right. That's believable. This schmuck passes off a story not that different from what we've seen before- supposedly real people caught in a bad situation. But instead of the spell caster doctor who will fix everything, this time it's the tech wiz geniuses who'll get your money back that you unwisely put down on crypto trading.

Only no one behind this email actually did that. Because this email is a scam.

I don't know what real high school teachers in Michigan make, but it's not going to be of an amount where you can sink 160 grand of your salary after expenses into Bitcoin (which is a scam in and of itself to begin with). That just isn't possible.

So of course it's a scam. Written in a lot of the same way as the spell caster spam. If you look up this supposed company, Cyber Tech Wizard, you find a lot of dead ends and random comments just like the above, but not a real site. Because it doesn't exist. All this happens to be is the work of a scammer who's desperately phishing for someone dumb enough to reply directly to the email in question.

Nice try, really, but I am wise to your ways.

I recommend we go old school on you.

And send you to Skull Island to have a word with this guy.

Curse Of The Pumpkin Spice Latte

Fall is here. I have an image blog for the new season. Enjoy!

A Day In The Life Of A Cat

 And so it is time for the cat to have her say, for she must as always have the last word in these matters.

7:05 AM. Waking up. Big stretch and a yawn. Slept well. Dreamed of the largest field of catnip I've ever seen.

7:08 AM. An examination of the exterior conditions from the back of the couch. Looks like a chilly morning, but it's supposed to warm up some. Flying lunches are pecking around in the grass. Consider yourselves fortunate I'm not out there.

7:12 AM. Come on, staff, what is taking you? I've been up for an entire seven minutes and you're still upstairs instead of down here seeing to my breakfast. 

7:23 AM. The staff finally makes her way downstairs. It's about time, staff. Now then, how about breakfast?

7:24 AM. Explaining my precise needs and wants to the staff, who so often gets it all wrong. Staff, I would remind you that I do not like field rations. Are we clear on that?

7:26 AM. The staff sets my breakfast down on the floor. The bowl of milk and plate of chicken are much appreciated. The bowl of field rations is not.

7:27 AM. Finished with breakfast. I shall leave the staff in peace and quiet to have hers.

7:40 AM. Somewhere off in the distance, I can hear the barking of that foul hound from down the road. 

7:46 AM. The staff is on her way out the door to that work place she always goes to. Staff? Just a reminder, we seem to be running low on milk.

7:48 AM. The staff drives off in the car. Okay, then, what's on the agenda for today?

8:02 AM. Watching the Weather Channel. They're expecting a colder winter than normal. And how is that a problem?

8:37 AM. Have done my rounds of the house. I believe a nap is in order.

11:49 AM. Waking up. Feeling a bit hungry.

11:52 AM. Oh, right. All that's left is that bowl of field rations.

Oh well, when in Rome....

1:30 PM. More barking from that idiot mutt down the road. The mailman must be dropping off mail.

1:45 PM. Deciding to watch some television. Oh. Baseball. Okay, let's try this.

2:23 PM. I'd heard the White Sox were doing really bad this year, but this is appalling.

4:50 PM. Off goes the television. The Sox lost thirty seven to zero. That's a whupping. 

5:12 PM. The staff arrives home. Well, staff, it's about time. Here I was about to send a search party out for you. Did you remember the milk?

5:20 PM. Supervising the staff while she puts groceries away. Good, good. The milk meets with my approval. So does the catnip.

6:32 PM. Dinner with the staff. She's made lasagna for herself, but has set aside a plate of ground beef for me. I don't see why you ruin perfectly good meat with pasta sauce anyway...

8:47 PM. Pondering the great mysteries of life. Wondering what it is about someone who's so dumb that he wants to pick a fight with childless cat ladies.

11:20 PM. The staff is off to bed. Good night, staff. Sleep well.

But as always, keep the door open. I have zoomies scheduled at two thirty in the morning, after all.